SQL Managed Instance: Transactional Replication Agents Crash Silently and Do Not Restart

Problem description

Azure support

Environment

Azure

What I've already tried

submitting a case using my paid standard Azure support plan, providing pages and pages of sensitive diagnostics data. Responded to a dozen ai generated technical questions. Raising severity to A because I can't post my internal diagnostics data to a public forum.

Current status

I can't get support, but I can post to this nifty public forum.