I gifted my Microsoft Surface Duo to a Relative

I gave my beloved Microsoft Surface Duo recently, not knowing of Apple's and Samsung's imminent competitors. At the time, my intent was to hopefully find it a successful new home. It still showed sparks of rejoining the living, but my wife has been persuasively urging me to look to the future. So we are together renewed our vows in the Orchard, where we once enjoyed the fruit in a non-lethal way.

I know all about Surface Duo Central, but my sister-in-law (henceforth to be referred to as Eve) should have a more mainstream guide in the area between Temecula and San Diego. Someone honest enough to value staying in business on the outside rather than reestablishing on the Inside ...

RSVP if you are or know the one to serve Eve, Adam and humanity ...